We've all heard of sweatpants before, but have you ever heard of MOISTpants? You probably have, but not since middle-school I bet.
Don't be a square, pull up a pair, of these moist pants.
!!!FITTING WARNING!!!
These fit a size larger, so order a size DOWN from what you usually wear (e.g., if you normally wear a large, order yerself a medium and you'll be sitting pretty).