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About us

WHO?
That lanky ding-a-ling pictured below.
Born: Jacob Alan Kubon
Porn: OG Hot Dog Penis
WHAT?
Neat shit designed for the weirdies, strange-os, and big time tally-whackers.Then printed on an assortment of clothing or forged in to fantabulous pieces of junk.


WHERE?
HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNIA
Moist Kubon
WHEN?
Why, it’s happening at this very moment, innit.


WHY?
Shits and Giggles?
Tits and Squiggles?
Splits and Wiggles?
Spits and Jiggles?
Rob and Riggles?
…you decide…
HOW?
With me own two hands (for the moist part).

Almoist every single piece is made to order by that big and tall dip-shit above.

*Excluding some junk and a few shirt designs.

Goes from his THINKER to his TINKERS add some whiskey to his DRINKER as he whispers out a WINKER from his eye that often STINKERS
WHO?
That lanky ding-a-ling pictured below.
Born: Jacob Alan Kubon
Porn: OG Hot Dog Penis

WHAT?
Neat shit designed for the weirdies, strange-os, and big time tally-whackers. Then printed on an assortment of clothing or forged in to fantabulous pieces of junk.
WHEN?
Why, it’s happening at this very moment, innit.
WHERE?
HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNIA
WHY?
Shits and Giggles?
Tits and Squiggles?
Splits and Wiggles?
Spits and Jiggles?
Rob and Riggles?
…you decide…
HOW?
With me own two hands (for the moist part).

Almoist every single piece is made to order by that big and tall dip-shit above.
*Excluding some junk and a few shirt designs.

Goes from his THINKER to his TINKERS add some whiskey to his DRINKER as he whispers out a WINKER from his eye that often STINKERS